Southern Trains Lyrics - Darkness

Air con set to sub-arctic 

If it moves it isn't quick 

Major delays, cancellations 

Tedious conversations 

Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your face 

It's a disgrace! 

It's a journey into pure despair 

There are fucking arseholes everywhere 

I can smell piss and shit in the air 

Fuck you Southern Trains 

We're not getting anywhere 

Hiiiiiiii Yaaaaa! 

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Journey into pure despair 

I just want to get somewhere 

Throw away the itinerary 

The whole rat race in one place, stationary 

On your marks, get set, stop 

Southern Trains are top 

It's a journey into pure despair 

There are fucking arseholes everywhere 

I can smell piss and shit in the air 

Fuck you Southern Trains 

We're not getting anywhere 

Them Southern Trains 

Choo choo 

Boo hoo 

Them Southern Trains 

Choo choo 

Boo hoo 

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Heaving carriages of indignation 

Grown men weeping in pure frustration 

Totally packed and always late 

Into the tunnel of hate 

It's a journey into pure despair 

(Got me on the rails) 

There are fucking arseholes everywhere 

(It's a steam age nightmare) 

I can smell piss and shit in the air 

(Slower than snails) 

Fuck you Southern Trains 

We're not getting anywhere