Shake (like A Lettuce Leaf) Lyrics - Darkness

Prawn cocktail black forest gateau 

Eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco 

This is opulent luxury 

I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be 

You keep your cordon bleu and your seedless grapes 

You know where you can stick your brown eggs 

I just want what every man wants 

A nibble on your volauvents and a pint 

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf 

Shake it till the slugs fall off 

Just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf 

Shake it till the slugs fall off 

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I like simple things, meaty pies 

I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried 

Never could pronounce houderves 

Cannot speak the language of love 

I just want what every man wants 

A nibble on your volauvents and a pint 

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf 

Shake it till the slugs fall off 

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf 

Shake it till the slugs fall off 

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf 

Shake it till the slugs fall off 

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf 

Shake it till the slugs fall off 

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So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf 

Shake it till the slugs fall off 

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf 

Shake it till the slugs fall off