Doornail Dortohy Lyrics - Dark Lotus

Baby 

Shaggy: 

I was skipping down the block when I heard some moaning 

It was Dorothy she said she need some loving 

Who the fuck was I to say no? 

I took her to the crib, popped in that one movie Ghost 

And it was on, my clothes got to pealing 

It was sexual healing, but with no feeling 

I was sticking my dick into thin air 

And right when I busted, Dorothy disappeared 

Monoxide: 

When I met her it was January, middle of winter 

I was alone up in my attic where nobody could hear her 

It was just a cold gust of wind, I felt somebody pass through me 

When I opened up my eyes, my only love appeared to me 

Long hair, and she was bald in spots 

And her skin was just as soft as a parking lot 

And it was love at first sight 

I'd never seen her again 

And to this day I'm in my attic waiting on my girlfriend 

Chorus: 

Baby, I'm dead but I need you 

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you 

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love 

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost. 

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love 

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost. 

Violent J: 

I started blowing her up with sance after sance 

It's my turn, Violent J, to get in them pants 

We went for ice cream but we almost got arrested 

"Look he's got a dead body and he's over there molesting it" 

I had to throw her in the trunk and take her to the crib 

Cause mother fuckers always trippin, they need their money shit 

We made love, rigor mortis set and my dick got stuck 

But we didn't give a fuck 

Hold me forever tight Dorothy 

ABK: 

I once met this chick, I believe her name was Dorothy 

She had a banging body but her skin was kind of corpsey 

I took her on a blind date, except this bitch was dead 

I met her through my homie, guess he found her in his basement 

I really didn't mind cause at the time I' kind of lonely 

Even though she's dead, I only need someone to hold me 

Was it a wise choice? Only time will tell. 

But I had to fuckin leave cause she was deader then a doornail. 

Chorus: 

Baby, I'm dead but I need you 

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you 

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love 

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost. 

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love 

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost. 

Madrox: 

She was looking like a ??? but she was a little hotter 

Then the average homeless bitch with the holes in the sweatshirt 

Showing off a nipple ring scars and all 

But the party don't stop until she loses her bra 

Panties are next to come, Oh Double F 

But her sugar ain't as tight as that hole in her neck 

She don't need respect, she just needs some dick 

And me and the Lotus steady in and out of that ghastly shit. 

Blaze: 

We hooked up at a block party 

That's the point where I remember 

Sneaking into her house to smoke a couple joints 

I smoked my light in there 

She was hanging by surprise 

With her fuck me boots, giving me the fuck me eyes 

I took the ropes off, and bent her right over the washer 

I took a little time cause body parts kept falling of her 

I banged her fuckin neden until her head fell off 

Picked it right back up so I could bust in her mouth. 

Chorus: 

Baby, I'm dead but I need you 

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you 

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love 

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost. 

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love 

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost. 

Baby, I'm dead but I need you 

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you 

Baby 

Baby