Fake I.d. Lyrics - Singles - Dansero

I'm sittin' in a bar, got a girl on each arm 

Got a drink in each hand like a movie star 

And I'm sitting here drinkin' just as happy as can be 

I'm sitting here drinkin' with my Fake I.D. 

A wealthy widow, man she hit on me 

And a cheerleader's cheering her cheer for me 

I'm the only male pledge in their sorority 

All courtesy of my Fake I.D. 

(Chorus) 

Fake I.D., Fake I.D. 

Fake I.D. what you do for me 

I'm happy as a clam, and I'll always be 

I'll never leave home without my Fake I.D. 

Sittin' here drinkin' with the lights down low 

And the sound cranked up on the stereo 

Between the plaid skirt honeys on the field hockey team 

Buying all their drinks with my Fake I.D. 

Bartender, pour me another drink 

I've got a test at 8 and I need time to think 

Gotta study these labels so I'm bound to pass 

Better pour me another glass 

(Chorus) 

All the lovely ladies 

I raise my glass to thee 

Come give me a wink 

And I'll buy you a drink 

Courtesy of my Fake I.D. 

All the lovely ladies 

I raise my glass to thee 

Come give me a wink 

And I'll buy you a drink 

Courtesy of my Fake I.D. 

(Chorus) 

(Chorus) 

Alternate Verse: 

Yeah that's really me, yeah I tell the bouncer 

Yeah that's really me, no it's not my brother 

Yeah it's really me, my hair was longer 

It's really me on my Fake I.D.