May The Best Pet Win (find A Pet) Lyrics - Singles - Daniel Ingram

Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight 

It's abundantly clear 

That somewhere out here 

Is the pet that will suit you just right 

I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules 

It's of utmost importance 

The pet that I get 

Is something that's awesome and cool 

Awesome and cool, got it! 

I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see 

I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me 

Sure! How 'bout a bunny? 

They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be 

Cutesy, wootsie? Have you even met me? 

Rainbow, have faith 

You see, I will bet you 

Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you 

Fluttershy: Come on, the sky's the limit! 

Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly. 

Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you! 

Rainbow Dash: Pass. 

I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide 

There are otters and seals 

With massive appeal 

Rainbow Dash: Otters and seals do not fly. 

Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water! 

Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here. 

Wait! There must be a pet here 

That will fit the ticket 

How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket? 

Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler. 

Fluttershy: Bigger, cooler. Right. 

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash 

Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely 

Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel. 

Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel! 

Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying... 

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it 

I need a pet to keep up with me 

Something awesome, something flying 

With coolness that defies gravity! 

Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly. 

Rainbow Dash: Ya think? 

I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky 

Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly 

Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler. 

I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? 

There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that 

There are falcons and eagles 

They are both quite regal 

Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat? 

Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one standout, now that's too many. 

So many choices, and such riches aplenty 

Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me. 

The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too 

Do you have something in a yellow striped bat? 

Fluttershy: No. 

I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you 

What to do, what to do? A prize! That's it! There's really just one way 

To find out which animal's best 

Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts 

That will put each pet to the test 

Don't forget style, that should be considered 

Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter 

The one who is awesome as cool 

Just like me 

Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best 

So a contest we will see 

Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet 

In the world for me! 

May the games 

Begin 

And may the best pet win! 

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