Pick Up Lines Lyrics - Singles - Dance Hall Crashers

I opened up the door and then I walked into the bar 

Through the smoky dim lit haze, I saw him from afar 

Moved a little closer just to get a better view 

He looked at me and smiled and said, "I'm the one for you" 

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines 

Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind 

Saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor-made 

Unfortunately so were his lines much to my dismay 

Thought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with is cash 

"You'd look great on my yacht", was the best line that he had 

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines 

Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind 

Over in the corner I saw this one all alone 

Looked like Mr. Natural, the kind you would take home 

Not like any of the others, this one seemed benign 

At least until he opened his mouth, "Hey babe, what's your sign?" 

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines 

Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind 

The other ones were complete bullshit