Tape Lyrics - Dan Bern

I got 36-foot insulation in my house 

Wear 14 pairs of long underwear 

Stick tape inside my ears 

Cover myself with five bedspreads 

I spend every morning in an isolation tank 

Spend every afternoon high up in a tree 

Spend every evening with one of those things over my eyes 

Like in virtual reality 

I'll never fall in love again 

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I got a walkman on my head every step I take 

Put Thorazine in my morning coffee break 

Won't feed the birds bread boys, let them eat cake 

I'll lock my doors, click click click bang bang 

When I'm not awake 

When I'm walking down the street 

Don't make me meet your sister, Pete 

When there's a knock knockin' at my door 

I'll just sit here on the floor 

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I'll run 26 miles a day straight up hills 

Work overtime to pay all of my hospital bills 

I'll spray black spray paint on my windowsills 

I'll make a million dollars leave you outta my will 

I'll never fall in love again