Never Fall In Love Lyrics - Dan Bern

I got 36-foot insulation in my house 

Wear 14 pairs of long underwear 

Stick tape inside my ears 

Cover myself with five bedspreads 

I spend every morning in an isolation tank 

Spend every afternoon high up in a tree 

Spend every evening with one of those things over my eyes 

Like in virtual reality 

I'll never fall in love again 

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I got a walkman on my head every step I take 

Put thorazine in my morning coffee break 

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I'll lock my doors, click click click bang bang 

When I'm not awake 

When I'm walking down the street 

Don't make me meet your sister, Pete, 

When there's a knock knockin at my door 

I'll just sit here on the floor 

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I'll run 26 miles a day straight up hills 

Work overtime to pay all of my hospital bills 

I'll spray black spray paint on my windowsills 

I'll make a million dollars leave you outta my will 

I'll never fall in love again