The Internet Is Here Lyrics - Dan And Phil

Phil: Whenever I'm alone or if I'm feeling gray. 

There's one place I can go to brighten up my day. 

It makes me want sing. 

That's how the show should end, but wouldn't it be good if .....I Could sing it with a friend 

Dan: Ok Fine whatever I'll join in too 

Phil: I might go outside and feel more alive without Twitter where would I'd be? 

Dan: I guess I'd be fit. I'd stop posting shi- 

Phil:RUBBISH 

Dan: But Tumblr's apart of me 

Phil: So many websites and so little time. 

Dan: mmhm 

Phil: Plus one or two you should avoid 

Dan: Just don't stop watching YouTube or we'll be unemployed 

*Music* 

Both:The Internet Is Here. 

The Internet is great. 

When you've got lots of followers who need a real mate. 

It might be anti-social but these days that is fine. 

Dan: Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online 

Phil: A place where you can be yourself no matter if you're geeky 

Dan: Find friends to share your hobbies even if they're freaky 

Phil: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant 

Dan: Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence 

*Music* 

Both: The internet is here. 

The internet is great. 

When you've got lots of followers who need a real mate. Without the internet, we never would have met 

Phil: We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret. 

Dan: DANCE BREAK 

*Music* 

Phil: Who cares if your a loser and ever body knows it 

Dan: Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses 

Phil: Even if your chances of getting tanned or slim 

Dan: Or even if you live life vicariously through the life f a SIM 

*Dil comes on stage and says something in Simlish* 

Both: The internet is here. 

The internet is great. 

When you've got lots of followers who need a real mate. 

It might be anti-social. But these days that is fine. 

Cause life is so much better. 

Life is so much better. 

Life is so much better, When you Spend. It. All. Online