Yella Acorns Lyrics - Singles - Dallas Davidson

Well last year we had a bumper crop 

When them white oak acorns started to drop 

So many I twisted my ankle walkin' to the stand 

Everywhere you look was a sweet resentin' 

Bigger round than a Florida lemon 

Was a white tail grocery store all over the land 

But this spring during turkey season 

Jack frost came and he went to freezin' 

Everything with a bumble bee or button of blue 

Then summer came and there weren't no rain 

Everybody said what a cryin' shame 

And the DNR predicted deer season was due 

Well me and my buddies we got to thinking 

Sittin' around one night drinking 

How we gonna fill up our deer tags 

Then a light went off and I started to grin 

I remembered 'bout my big grain bin 

We started fillin' up fifty pound bags 

Of them yella acorns 

They're worth their weight in gold 

Ima have more meat than my old deep freeze can hold 

With all them yella acorns you'll have them eatin' from your hands 

You're just gonna get yourself busted by the man 

(Tell 'em Dallas) 

Yeah we filled us up a dump truck load 

My farm looked like the yella brick road 

Ain't this much corn in Nebraska or Illinois 

Then a monster buck he come a sniffin around 

I was about to lay that old hammer down 

When i heard a voice say "Get down from there, boy!" 

Well I showed the warden my warnin' sign 

That I posted up on my property line that said 

This here corns to feed the birds and the squirrels aight 

Let me make just one thing clear 

Any deer caught feedin' here is trespassin' 

And will be shot on sight 

And then he slipped them cuffs around my arms 

Took all I had except the farm 

Took my truck my gun, took my cold beer 

Now the only deer that I see is on TV and in the magazines 

And I learned my lesson and now im steerin' clear