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My Idea Of Fun Lyrics - Singles - Daiquiri

My teeth are breakin I can't afford to fix them 

The nerves are stinging and it looks bad then 

They bustin to pieces and I spit em in the sink 

Exactly like an Anne Murray song about an ice rink 

My teeth are sharp but unlike a shark 

I sit on my couch and do nothing in the dark 

Shark's don't use floss with flippers too short 

Piranah's breed, please abort 

If there's a question there is an answer 

I don't know what it is when I see her, Alaska 

Trevor Shand he wrote some words for this beat an he sung them like 

This I turned them down flat 

Singin some bullshit about a cheerleader what do I care bout that? 

A shark and a tooth and a snowbird to spare 

Spread your tiny wings and fly away, dental care 

 

All this talk of underwater life it makes me think 

About what ahppens to the toothpaste I spit down the sink 

I have never considered myself no Jaques Cousteau 

Gums are healthy teeth are cracked where does the toothpaste go? 

 

Who's gonna hold my hand when I piss? 

Who's gonna put their hand in the stream? 

Who's gonna sweep up all the teeth? 

Dentist said my mouth was clean 

That was a real nice compliment 

As I gave him my last cent 

He don't know why they be breakin 

Glass of calcium I'm takin 

 

Teeth are breakin out 

Teeth fallin out on the floor I'm fukin spent 

Good thing I got stock in Polydent