10 Knots Lyrics - Singles - Dad

My kitchen floor started cracking 

And out jumped a man 

Big, red and horny 

I was shaking the devils hand 

You've got a hell of a reputation 

Thats the name of my game 

Been digging all night 

'Cause I heard your name 

Got a mean main reason have no fear 

But first we'll plays some poker 

And have a warm beer 

Let's play a little poker 

And have a nize hot beer 

I will smash your windows burn your mail 

I tied ten knots on the devils tail 

I can eat a horse even chew nail 

I tied ten knots on the devils tail 

D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail 

'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail 

He's the toughest man and he can't fail 

But I tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil 

I sat down to the table 

With the man that I once feared 

He was drinking, humming, drinking 

And scratching his beard 

So we drank for about a fortnight 

It seemed like some stupid test 

Still I was sitting upright 

Doing the things that I do best 

But the poor devil looked mess 

I will smash your windows... 

Though he was red 

He seemed kind of pale 

Then I tied ten knots 

On the devils tail 

I dumped him in his hole 

Heard the echoes of the scream 

Hey boyscout from below 

Now tell me who's mean! 

I won't smash your windows... 

I'm so rough I spent summer in jail 

'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail 

I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale 

But I tied ten knots on the devils tail