Da Fish Fight Song Lyrics - Da Yoopers

(FEMALE VOCAL) 

1. YOU SMELL JUST LIKE A CAN OF WORMS 

BAKING IN THE SUN 

THERE'S FISH GUTS HANGING FROM YOUR CHIN 

I SURE HOPE YOU HAD FUN 

YOU GOTTA STOP HANGING 'ROUND 

THAT WORTHLESS BUNCH OF GUYS 

CAUSE IF YOU DUMP A SHIFT AGAIN 

I'LL BLACKEN BOTH YOUR EYES 

2. IF YOU GO OUT FISHING 

AND FORGET TO DO YOUR CHORES 

I'M GONNA TAKE THE CHAIN SAW 

AND CUT UP THAT BOAT OF YOURS 

IF I CATCH YOU MAKING SPAWN BAGS 

FROM MY BRAND NEW PANTYHOSE 

I'LL TAKE THOSE SMELLY FISH EGGS 

AND RAM 'EM UP YOUR NOSE 

CHORUS: 

FISH FISH FISH 

THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO 

FISH FISH FISH 

WIT DAT LOUSY CREW 

(MALE VOCAL) 

NAG NAG NAG THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO 

NAG NAG NAG 

UNTIL YOUR FACE TURNS BLUE 

(FEMALE VOCAL) 

3. I THOUGHT YOU GAVE ME CHINESE FOOD 

IN THOSE TWO FOAM CUPS 

I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK 

WHEN I WARMED 'EM UP 

A HEAP OF SLIMY DEW WORMS 

WAS SQUIRMING ON MY PLATE 

YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I SAW THEM MOVE 

BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE 

4. I THREW OUT THOSE FISH EGGS 

IN THOSE GERBER BABY JARS 

BABY HUEY ATE SOME 

NOW HE BACKFIRES LIKE A CAR 

I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR TACKLE BOX 

AND BREAK YOUR FISHING POLES 

AND TAKE MY SUSHI KNIFE 

AND FILL YOUR WADERS FULL OF HOLES 

(REPEAT CHORUS) 

5. MY MOTHER TRIED TO WARN ME 

THIS TIME I'M GONNA LISTEN 

SHE TOLD ME I SHOULD LEAVE YOU 

THE NEXT TIME YOU GO FISHING 

(MALE VOCAL) 

I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU 

AND ALL THE FUN WE HAD 

BUT IF YOU WANNA SEE ME 

I'LL BE FISHING WITH YOUR DAD 

CHORUS: (FEMALE VOCAL) 

FISH FISH FISH 

THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO 

FISH FISH FISH 

WIT DAT LOUSY CREW 

(MALE VOCAL) 

I GOTTA GO GO GO 

STOP CAWING YOU OLD CROW 

NO NO NO 

LET ME GO, LET ME GO