Beer Gut Lyrics - Da Yoopers

My uncle had a beer gut 

That weighed two hundred pounds 

He used a wheelbarrow 

To haul it into town 

They treat him like a king 

When he walks into Woodys bar 

His beer gut pays for lights and heat 

And Woodys brand new car 

Nudsie got a beer gut 

That gets bigger every year 

Since Nudsie gave up lifting weights 

And starting hoisting beers 

He was lying on the beach one day 

The sun kept getting hotter 

Some save the whale, freaks came 

And dragged him back into the water 

Beer guts of America 

Stand up if you can 

Stick out your big beer gut 

And hoist a cool one in your hand 

Your beer gut is your buddy 

It's a friend who's always near 

And all you ever have to do 

Is feed it lots of beer 

Mungo drank a pony keg 

At droopy Ahos wedding 

His eyes went rolling round and round 

And then he started sweating 

He tripped on duck and fuzz 

'Cause they were passed out on the floor 

He landed on his beer gut 

And he bounced right out the door 

I took my date into the sauna 

And on the bench we sat 

She pointed and she said 

I never seen one big as that" 

She held it and she stroked it 

And she told me with a smile 

Body builders make me sick 

But beer guts drive me wild 

Beer guts of America 

Stand up if you can 

Stick out your big beer gut 

And hoist a cool one in your hand 

Your beer gut is your buddy 

It's a friend who's always near 

And all you ever have to do 

Is feed it lots of beer