Trading 2012 With A Zombie Apocalypse Lyrics - Singles - D Money Pros

This is Steve Lumbum from Big 9 News 

And I'm here live at your local Stop & Shop 

And if you're watching I advise to stay in your house and lock every door and window 

Cause if you look here, it is absolute chaos 

If you look right over there, there's a herd of people, 20 to 30 of em looking for some space to survive 

It looks like their heading to the mall or something 

Amy cmon lets go take a closer look 

Listen, you need to listen 

We need to move fast because our time is limited 

We need to bust ass we need to get there 

There's friggen zombies and their everywhere 

No crap son, here take one 

Your gonna need a gun 

Without one all you can do is run 

And when you run 

That's no fun 

You might as well just label your ass as done 

Are you ready? Lets get ready 

If your gonna shoot, hold it steady 

Theres no time for resting, the virus is spreading 

Getting close the adrenalines pumping 

Bout to turn these zombies from something to nothing 

Seeing my gun these zombies have something in for them if they think I'm bluffing 

Any questions? 

You got it? 

Alright lets go 

Holy crap man that was scary 

We made it woo - just barely 

We ran two feet but it felt like a mile 

We should be safe here just for a while 

If you gonna shoot them, shoot em in the head 

Thanks countless hours of playing Left 4 Dead 

Man I feel sick man find me a bed 

Whats wrong? Oh your eyes are red 

Dude you got bit, your infected 

What are you gonna do now? 

Take your last breath pow 

We cant hang with the infected 

Do what you gotta do, now he's permanently rested 

I'll take these zombies and bend them over 

Their friggen wild like they're not even sober 

It feels like its Halloween like its October 

You get that? Over 

You guys are effed you have the disease 

I'm gonna take your life - with ease 

Line up to taste my bullets 

See my trigger? 

Imma pull it 

Now that you all are no longer living 

I'm better off cause you sucked and nothing was given 

I'm the apocalypse gem 

I'm gonna kill all of them 

Once your bit that's it 

Don't even think about your last breath I'm taking your life and ending it 

If you clean come with me 

We'll take it to the end of history 

Guess what zombie? You're dead 

Damn bitch ass zombies