Rape A Bartender Lyrics - Return Of The Dozen Vol. 2 - D-12

Intro: 

When the bartender fuck your drink up 

I said Absolut cranberry 

Bizzare First Verse: 

Seen this white bitch that I wanted to rape 

So I said "fuck it" and I asked her on a date 

Lots of cash, we went out to a casino 

Just me and a girlfriend, out there playing Bingo 

So I'm trying to think of a way to make my attack 

I got a 3-piece with an axe in the back 

And I fucked her raw, gave her black cock all night 

I ain't Brian Pumper, I'm more like Wesley Pipes 

Now it's back to this bitch getting raped 

2 chainsaws and some black duct tape 

Said she was sorry, didn't want me to take her life 

I said "fuck that" and stabbed her with a knife 

Hook: 

We raped the bartender 

And now Bizarre is in her 

Second Verse: 

Woke up this morning, almost late for my flight 

Probably from the way I was fooling at the bar last night 

I remember this one chick, body looking so right 

Damn it what was her name? 

She had a boyfriend, dude was staring at me with a mean mug 

Probably cause his girl's staring at me like she wanna fuck 

Don't be mad at me, stupid, don't bring your bitch to the club 

I'll shoot two in your brain 

Don't let this bar tab fool ya, I'll dump you in the trunk 

You lost your life cause your girl thinks I'm cooler than you 

You had too much to drink 

You better stop and think 

Before you end up on Channel 5 

Hook: 

I raped the bartender 

You bout to get your ass beat 

Third Verse: 

Walked up in the club and I strolled on over to the bar 

Breath a little on tard and I left my big bed in the car 

Got my gun by my side, try to homie and you won't get far 

I'll shoot the shit out of you 

But anyway, I posted up and ordered my drink 

She gave me some Henny turned away, and muttered "man your breath stink" 

Snatch her up real fast like "bitch don't be disrespecting me" 

I'll slap the taste out your mouth 

She took a swing, I dipped 

Came up and molliwopped her face 

She pulled a knife, I stepped back 

Pulled out my big Gat 

Somebody's in the morgue tonight