Purple Pills Lyrics - Devils Night - D-12

Uh yo yo yo yo 

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers 

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 

I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin' 

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 

Yo, yo 

Cool, calm, just like my mom 

With a couple of Valium inside her palm 

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve 

To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves 

I can't describe the vibe I get 

When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops) 

Aw shit, I started a mosh pit 

Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (AHH!) 

These 'shrooms make me hallucinate 

Then I sweat till I start losin' weight 

'Til I see dumb shit start happenin' 

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again 

So bounce, bounce, come on bounce 

I said come on, bounce 

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!) 

Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down 

We don't bullshit, better ask around 

D-12 throws the bombest bash in town 

Bizarre, your mom is passin' out 

Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out 

Come on! 

Fuck that, someone help Denaun 

He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn 

Heh, hey Von you see me steppin' on these leprechauns? 

It gotta be acid cause the X is gone 

Ya I took them all dawg with some parmesan 

And I think my arm is gone 

Naw it's probably numb 

Young, dumb, and full of cum 

And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue 

Scary ass it was a false alarm 

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? 

Yo stop actin' stupid 

You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (EWW!) 

Yeah I think I did too much, this substance equals cups 

Red pills, blue pills, and green, big pills (that's ill), mescaline! 

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers 

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 

I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin' 

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us 

That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other 

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other 

Some, somethin', some'un, some'un, some'un 

Pop pills, pills I pop 

Pop two pills on stilts I walk 

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk 

Thought it was Incredible and killed the Hulk 

I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade 

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days 

And when I'm, old and gray look for dope to smoke 

No okey-doke, I'm packin' my nose with coke 

Am I supposed to choke? 

Had an accident when the Trojan broke 

Ahh, poor baby, born by whore lady 

Now I gotta strangle a (you're crazy!) 

I pop fo' E's at one time 

And I don't need water when I'm swallowin' mine 

(Yeah, you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? 

We can't get jobs cause our arms show tracks 

Why the hell you niggaz think I rap? 

We do it just to get your company hijacked 

And if you like smack (uh-huh) then I might too 

(Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you! (ewww) 

And I don't give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh) 

Speed, 'shrooms, down the valiums (uh-huh) 

Even smoke weed outta vacuums 

I just copped some and I'm goin back soon 

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers 

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 

I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin' 

But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 

I'm at rave lookin' like a slave, high off chronic 

Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit 

Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope-headed guy 

Heroin mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try? 

Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin' ill 

Drugs kill (yeah right) bitch, I'm for real!!! 

Shut your mouth you dirty slut, you know you want it in your butt 

I'll put it in your cunt, let Bizarre nut! 

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers 

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 

I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin' 

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us 

That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other 

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other 

Some, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un