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D-12

Genres: Hip-Hop

My Band Lyrics - D-12

I don't know dude 

I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude 

And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude 

And they need to take it up with me after the show 

Because 

 

These chicks don't even know the name of my band 

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man 

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 

 

So I get off stage right and drop the mic 

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like 

"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady. 

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby" 

They're all like "Oh my God it's him" 

"Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem" 

"I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock" 

"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock" 

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous 

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas 

All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes 

Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage 

So like every single night they pick a fight with me 

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry 

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me 

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me 

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be 

This rock star shit, it's the life for me 

And all the other guys just despise me because 

 

These chicks don't even know the name of my band 

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man 

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

Roxanne 

My band 

My band 

 

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you 

Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools 

Smash these vocals and do a performance 

But we in the van and he in a tour bus 

You don't want my autograph, yous a liar 

And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) 

What the hell is wrong with that dressing room 

'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal 

See I know how to rap, see it's simple but 

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book 

So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map 

Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back 

 

Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit 

Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick 

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue 

No I had an interview not you two 

You gonna be late for soundcheck 

Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck 

But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best 

You know what man I'ma say somethin 

Hey yo Em 

You got somethin' to say?! 

Man no 

I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up 

Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up 

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew 

When I was bout to talk right after you 

I swear, I swear man 

 

These chicks don't even know the name of my band 

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man 

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 

 

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not 

Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park 

I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot 

I should cut his mic off when the musics starts 

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan 

Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band) 

We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments 

So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent 

And these guys they can find every area code 

 

Bitch carry your own 

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way 

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) 

 

Goddammit I'm sick of this group 

Time for me to go solo and make some loot 

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack 

Lose Yourself video I was in the back 

Superman video I was in the back 

Fuck the media, I got some suggestions 

Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions 

Like who's D12, how we get started 

(What about Eminem?) 

Bitch are you retarded? 

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group 

Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy) 

50 told me to do situps to get buff 

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up 

Fuck D12, I'm outta this band 

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne 

 

Girl why cant you see your the only one for me 

And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name 

 

These chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha) 

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) 

Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man 

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

My band 

 

The hottest boy band in the world 

D12! 

I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their 

Underpants 

And the lead singer of my band, my salsa 

Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance 

My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa 

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa 

Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance 

And take off their underpants 

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance 

And take off their underpants, my salsa 

(Where'd everybody go?) 

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