Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry !)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-wee's sure excited,
'Cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at Pee-wee's Playhouse!
There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (what's that?)
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, Chicky Baby are the puppet band (yeah !)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
And a genie who'll grant a wish -
Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-wee's Playhouse !
Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin',
'cause Pterri's flyin' by (hello !)
The flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
And the Dinosaur Family goes, "hi!"
Mr. Kite's soaring, Conky's still a snoring,
There's the flashing Magic Screen.
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy -
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with Pee-wee and you'll see what we mean! (come on !)
Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (wake up!)
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now we've given you fair warning!
It's gonna be that kind of morning -
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Pee-wee's Playhouse!