Beecharmer Lyrics - Cyndi Lauper

Sewed everything you said 

Together in a thread 

Repeating in my mind 

Each word like a rhyme 

Like a penny serenade 

Lifting through a song 

He said the record's overplayed 

But where did I go wrong 

You never stayed at first 

Could not commit the time 

Ignored all the quirks 

But he still did the crime 

And when he goes away 

I know you'll call and cry 

And when he calls up to tell 

Now I'm gonna try 

But I know you're mine 

When you're on the line 

Is it something that I said 

Would you let him walk away? 

Got it stuck in my head 

Don't you hear a word I say? 

Is it something that I said 

Every night the same old moan 

It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home 

Every time he asks me how I feel 

When I tell him, the phone goes dead 

I'm the queen of QVC 

You're leaning on my ear 

You mean the world to me 

Though the connection isn't clear 

Like my ink sputs 78's 

Convenient when you're low 

Feel like an antelope on a nature show 

I guess I gotta go 

But I know you're mine 

When you're on the line 

Is it something that I said 

Would you let him walk away? 

Got it stuck in my head 

Don't you hear a word I say? 

Is it something that I said 

Every time we're on the phone 

It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home 

Cast away romance 

What's it gonna take 

No knights with shiny armor 

Try a different dance 

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer 

Well, I scold and I scratched to make him stay 

But he don't wanna know from me 

Why that old alley cat? He runs away 

Lock the door and lose the key 

Is it something that I said 

Would you let him walk away? 

I got it stuck in my head 

Don't you hear a word I say? 

Is it something that I said 

Every night the same trombone 

It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home 

Let's forget romance 

Let's correct romance 

With knights in shiny armor 

What's it gonna take 

Try a different dance 

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer 

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer 

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer 

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer 

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer 

Oh, I'm a real beecharmer 

A real beecharmer 

I'm, I'm a real beecharmer