A Christmas Duel Lyrics - Cyndi Lauper

(Howlin Pelle) 

I bought no gift this year 

and I slept with your sister 

I know I should have thought twice 

Before I kissed her 

But with the year we had last 

And the dress that she wore 

I just went along for the ride 

And I came back for more 

And I'm sorry baby..... 

(Cyndi) 

That's all ok honey cause see... 

I bought no tree this year 

And I slept with your brother 

I wrecked your Daddy's car 

And went down on your Mother. 

I set your record collection on fire 

And said I never knew 

Felt kind of bad about that 

And I know you did too 

pre chorus 1 (both) 

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me 

Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree 

Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad 

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad 

Chorus 1 (both) 

And spend spend spend this chris Christmas together 

verse 2 

(Howlin Pelle) 

I married you last year 

Bet you thought I was sober, right? 

But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake 

This could all have been over 

(Cyndi) 

Ah honey please don't 

Excuse your behavior 

Cause I hired a hit man and changed your will 

It's now all in my favor 

pre chorus 2 (both) 

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me 

Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree 

Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad 

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad 

Chorus 2 (both) 

And spend spend spend this chris Christmas together 

(repeats) 

(Howlin Pelle) 

Holding on without any reason 

Cause something's strong this holiday season 

pre chorus 3 (both) 

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me 

And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree 

Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad 

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad 

Chorus 3 (both) 

And spend spend spend this chris Christmas together 

(repeats)