The President Song Lyrics - Cross Canadian Ragweed

Oh if I were President 

I'd make you realize 

no more question's no more lies 

I'll tell you the truth looking in your eyes 

If I were President. 

Well first and foremost son 

Jesus Christ is the only one 

you're gonna talk to when your day begins 

I'm gonna pass the law that says everyday 

you gotta get down on your knees and pray 

thank the man for dyin for you sins. 

If I were president 

I'd make you understand 

Jesus is the man he's the reason that you stand 

If I were president. 

We're gonna put the word out on the street 

no more Washington D.C., 

I'm gonna make this country big and strong 

no more payin of your taxes 

the capitol's in Fort Worth, Texas; 

thats the only place a house that big belongs 

If I were president 

Nobody's gonna push us around, 

Well nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Bolland's my chief of staff 

If I were president. 

Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts 

your diggin yourself deeper in a rut 

I got a way to end your problems soon 

Well we'll bring home every one of our boys 

pull out our biggest baddest toys 

and blow you crazy bastards to the moon. 

If I were president, 

Nobody's gonna push us around 

If they threaten us or put us down 

we'll burn their country to the ground, 

If I were president. 

Well talk about you Osama bin Laden 

It won't be long till your name's forgotten 

America's freedom is always gonna ring 

And you know that we wont be satisfied 

Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried 

Your head's on a stick and your balls in a sling. 

If I were president 

If I were president 

Hey one thing you can't deny 

your sorry ass is gonna die 

If I was president 

Well I got one for you, Saddam Hussein 

We'll resurect General John Wayne, 

and put together a very simple plan, 

we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns 

and you and the Duke'll be 1-on-1 

and he'll kick your ass if you were a man. 

If I were president 

If I were president 

If you don't like Willie Nelson 

you gotta go to prision 

If I were president 

So cast a vote and make it me 

an' if I win the beer's free 

If I were president.