Crazy Eddies Last Hurrah Lyrics - Cross Canadian Ragweed

It sure didn't take too long 

Woke up in the mornin', she's gone 

Well, the note that she wrote didn't say 'Dear John' 

Just 'Goodbye sucker I'm gone' 

Was a homegrown mountain girl 

Raised in a different world 

And I was a wanna be rocker 

She was more into Merle 

Couldn't see it just wouldn't work 

And now I'm double fisting long necks 

Grapefruit and Stoli 

But I'm never gettin' over Joely, yeah 

Yeah, and I poured myself in my car 

I drove it on down to the bar 

But they wouldn't let me in 'cause I ain't a movie star 

Went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar 

The bouncers threw me out there too 

And I didn't know what to do 

So I picked up the phone and I called Peg Sue 

Call block wouldn't let me through 

Now I'm wishing for some drugs 

Or a shrink to console me 

But I'm never getting over Joely, yeah 

Well, I gathered up all of my guns 

And a pipe bomb just for fun 

Drove to her house and parked there on the lawn 

That's right, I always was a crazy one 

Yeah, the boyfriend was sure nice to me 

Calm down "Would you like a drink" 

And I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees 

Polished off her little sweet pea 

Now I'm cryin' on me knees 

Feelin' dirty and unholy 

But I'm never gettin' over Joely 

Yeah, I'll probably get life 

And serve at least forty 

Never gettin' over Joely, hey