Boys From Oklahoma Lyrics - Singles - Cross Canadian Ragweed

Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong 

They're too damn skinny or way too long 

I ain't no holy roller so I just use a bong 

Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong 

Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed 

They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed 

That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creed 

Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed 

Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot 

That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got 

Haulin' water up a hill's a chore, but man I tell you what 

Them boys from Arkansas they got some damn fine pot 

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Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag 

And they'll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bag 

I got some in my guitar case and I'm not the type to brag 

But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag 

Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed 

Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds 

But on a bayou night by the light of a full moon 

You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms 

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