Such Horrible Things Lyrics - The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature

Sit Back Now 

Let Me Tell You A Tale 

Where Justice Does Not Prevail 

About An Ill-Fated Life 

So Very Full Of Strife 

Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right 

So 

When I Was Born 

I Did Surely Scorn 

My Proud Parent's Name 

Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain 

Drove Them Insane 

My Birth Was A Curse 

I Bit The Nurse 

Oh, But I Love The Worst 

I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed 

Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse 

When I Was Two 

I Poured Super Glue 

Into My Fathers Hair 

As He Sat Unaware 

In His Arm Chair 

Much To His Dismay 

Had To Cut It All Away 

Oh, But It Felt Great 

I Deserve To Cut And Filleted 

Then Tossed About In Disarray 

Until The Pieces Melt Away 

I Am Not A Bad Man 

Even Though I Do Bad Things 

Very Bad Things 

Such Horrible Things 

But It's Not Quite What It Seems 

(Not Quite What He Seems) 

Not Quite What I Seem 

Ah, Hell 

It's Exactly What It Seems 

When I Was Four 

I'd Wait By The Door 

With A Knife In My Hand 

And A Most Devious Plan 

It Would Be Quite Grand 

As The Mail Fell Through The Slot 

The Sharp Edge He Got 

Oh, But I Love The Thought 

I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot 

Broken Bones And Blood Clots 

When I Was Six 

I Used To Trick 

The Next Door Neighbors Son 

In The Woods We Would Run 

Time For Fun 

Hide N Seek Has A Cost 

He Would Be Forever Lost 

Oh, But I Love To Scoff 

I Deserve To Have My Head Lopped Off 

Hidden And Covered In Moss 

Until This Memory's Forgot 

I Am Not A Bad Man 

Even Though I Do Bad Things 

Very Bad Things 

Such Horrible Things 

But It's Not Quite What It Seems 

(Not Quite What He Seems) 

Not Quite What I Seem 

Ah, Hell 

It's Exactly What It Seems 

When I Was Eight 

I Used To Hate 

The Color Of My House 

So As Quiet As A Mouse 

I Burned It Down 

To The Ground 

When No One Was Around 

Oh, But I Love The Sound 

I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down 

Rotting Six-Feet Underground 

When I Was Ten 

I Used To Pretend 

To Drown In The Sea 

Till They'd Come To Rescue Me 

Then Preceed 

To Laugh In Their Face 

Such A Disgrace 

Oh, But I Love The Taste 

I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced 

All Over The Fireplace 

Until This Life Has Been Erased 

I Am Not A Bad Man 

Even Though I Do Bad Things 

Very Bad Things 

Such Horrible Things 

But It's Not Quite What It Seems 

(Not Quite What He Seems) 

Not Quite What I Seem 

Ah, Hell 

It's Exactly What It Seems 

When I Was Twelve 

I Used To Delve 

Into Evil Schemes 

Just To Elicit Screams 

Boost My Self Esteem 

Pushed My Sister Down A Well 

She Just Fell 

Oh, But I Love To Dwell 

I Deserve To Roast Deep Down In Hell 

Where No One Can Hear Me Yell 

When I Was Fourteen 

Nothing Much Happened 

Well 

There Was That One Time 

I Am Not A Bad Man 

Even Though I Do Bad Things 

Very Bad Things 

Such Horrible Things 

But It's Not Quite What It Seems 

Not Quite What He Seems 

Not Quite What I Seem 

Ah, Hell 

It's Exactly What It Seems 

When I Was Sixteen 

Life Was Frightening 

My Brother Was Quite Dull 

So With Laughter In My Skull 

Pushed Him In A Hole 

Then Buried Him Alive 

He Barely Survived 

Oh, But I Love The Cries 

I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried 

In An Electric Chair That's Set On High 

Now That I'm Eighteen 

I Still Hate Things 

From This Padded Cell I Call My Home 

No Friends, No Phone 

No Life To Call My Own 

Here I Will Lie 

Until The Very Day I Die 

Until My Blood Begins To Dry 

And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came 

So 

I Am Not A Bad Man 

Even Though I Do Bad Things 

Very Bad Things 

Such Horrible Things 

But It's Not Quite What It Seems 

Not Quite What I Seem 

Ah, Hell 

I'm Exactly What I Seem