Shoot 'em Up, Shoot 'em Down Lyrics - I Don't Care That You Don't Mind - Crash Test Dummies

I shot an ol' bottle with my favorite gun just last night 

It shattered and the sound made me feel like the king I am 

The neighbors all heard and got scared 

Thought it was a gunfight 

But hell, it was fun, so I did it again 

'Cause that's the kinda king I am 

I shoot 'em up, I shoot 'em down 

I shoot the lost, I shoot the found 

And if there's someone I can't find 

Well, then I shoot 'em in my mind 

I turned on the radio and listened to the ol' songs playin' 

And things started feelin' good and right again 

So I shot up a crow in a tree after dinner this evenin 

Its good to keep yer trigger finger nimble, 

I'll tell you what, my friend 

I shoot 'em up, I shoot 'em down 

I shoot the lost, I shoot the found 

And if there's someone I can't find 

Well, then I shoot 'em in my mind 

I shot my daddy in the arm, with morphine 

He said he never felt so good in all his goddamn life 

So I shot him up just once more, fer good measure 

He never woke up, and ever since, it's been a mighty peaceful life 

I shoot 'em up, I shoot 'em down 

I shoot the lost, I shoot the found 

And if there's someone I can't find 

Well, then I shoot 'em in my mind