Mr. Wrong Lyrics - Cracker

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere 

Let me lay my sorry trip on you 

Won't you meet me by the river, little darlin'? 

I might just let you see my bad tattoo 

Well, I was gonna bring you flowers but I didn't 

It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke 

But there's some change in my ash tray maybe just enough to pay 

For a half pint of somethin', probably make us choke 

Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family 

They'd probably send me back where I belong 

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 

'Cause he's out of town tonight 

Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong 

I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler 

And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough 

Baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography 

And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk 

Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family 

They'd probably send me back where I belong 

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 

'Cause he's out of town tonight 

Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong 

Now, do you have a girlfriend 

And does she look as good as you? 

Would she like to meet my brother? 

He'll be out of jail in a month or two 

Well, you know I'd rather not go and meet your family 

They'd probably send me back where I belong 

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 

'Cause he's out of town tonight 

Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong 

Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong