Lullabye Lyrics - Gentleman's Blues - Cracker

D-em 

D-em-g-d 

Bm-c-g-d 

"only when I laugh, does it hurt." 

The doctor says, "please, son, remove your skirt." 

"i'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one." 

The doctor says, "that's strange, nor am i." 

A scotsman throws a pole into the air 

The alderman all vote in some affair 

The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange 

He's still a bachelor? perhaps he's gay. 

A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab 

Professor's working madly in his lab 

The assistant files her nails and checks her hair 

There's just a hint of danger in the air 

There's just a hint of danger in the air 

No one is alarmed nor seems to care 

Everyone is happy, we're all fine 

We all fall in love all the time 

Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane 

With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams 

When we wake, we find that it has rained 

When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep 

So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep 

Or rest your weary head and come to me 

Move your lips and sing this lullabye 

Move your lips and sing this lullabye