China Lyrics - Garage D'or - Cracker

Ah Miss Mary, won't you please come home from China? 

Bring a bottle of whiskey and a tin cup for your teeth 

But don't you sneak into the back door wearing some disguise 

And knock on the front door in view of the Temperance Guild 

Ah Miss Mary, won't you please come home? 'Cause I miss ya 

Your old spinster sister don't always give a good advice 

Look at her, she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff 

He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife 

So Miss Mary, won't you please a come home from China? 

Come home from China 

Come home from China 

Miss Mary, won't you please a come home from China? 

Come home from China 

Come home from China 

Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman 

He don't care if you come, he don't care like I do 

He's in love with his dog and all the volunteer fireman 

And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme 

So Miss Mary, won't you please a come home from China? 

Come home from China 

Come home from China 

Ah Miss Mary, won't you please a come home from China? 

Come home from China 

Come home from China