Robots For Ronnie Lyrics - Crack The Sky

Oh, dad, what will we do? 

I got another letter from Ronnie's teacher at school. 

She said, it's almost cruel 

None of the other kids thinks Ronnie's cool. 

The guys think he's a queer because he doesn't drink beer or watch football. 

And all the little girls stay away because he's just too fat, 

A fat little brat 

Chorus: 

I guess we need robots for Ronnie 

A stainless steel group of chums 

Robots for Ronnie 

A boy and a girl 

Maybe an aluminum cat 

Every day he's in his room 

He doesn't lock the door because he knows it's really no use 

I mean, nobody's even been up there 

If Ronnie were to blow up, I don't think anyone would care 

He doesn't brush his teeth because he never talks to no one. 

He doesn't wipe his feet because he's never coming in. 

Comin in? 

Repeat chorus 

We can talk about the old days, 

With parties and dances and leads in class plays; 

But all of the memories he'll have 

Are plugging in a friend and shining up a cat.