Zeppelin Song Lyrics - Courtney Love

Will you accept a collect call from Robert Plant? 

We picked him up on Vine 

On a bus bench singing that song he cannot stop 

This is not the first time 

He was so cute Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical 

You woulda jumped him too but now the song remains 

Why are the burners always toast? 

Why are the stoners always stoned? 

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

To get away from the Zeppelin song 

I got a job minimum wage and a table-dance 

He drinks my beer and plays guitar 

He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home 

Play the same old lead again and again and 

Sometimes I gotta say "Shutup" 

Sometimes I gotta say "So what?' 

I don't think that it's so punk 

What's with the Zeppelin song 

Sometimes I gotta unwind 

Sometimes I gotta hide 

Sometimes erase and rewind 

I gotta throw the trash out 

He's playing the 'Stairway to hell' 

Yeah, that is him 

Playin' the same old Zeppelin song again and again 

Again and again and again and again 

I'm a guitar a Les Paul single cutaway 

Please don't play that song on me again 

I'll explode, I'll break all my strings and start playing shit 

Like the Sex Pistols or anything Sun House or the Blues 

Why does he rain on my parade? 

Why does the song remain the same? 

I can't remember my own name 

I work for minimum wage 

Oh, go tell it to Jimmy Page 

At the crossroads with the deal he made 

'Cause that song ain't goin' away 

Oh God, the Zeppelin song! 

No no, the Zeppelin song 

Here comes the Zeppelin song 

Oh God, the Zeppelin song! 

Shut up!