What The Hell Happened To Me? Lyrics - Counting Crows

Eyo, our band straight sucks 

we have sex with ducks 

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 

we suck 

we suck 

we're the worst band since the people who sang that barbie girl song 

and we fight all the time 

and skip concerts like we're hot shit 

but really we just suck big dicks 

we don't show because we can't perform live for DICK!!! 

and all our songs suck 

because we have no musical abilities 

and our lead singer wouldn't even make it on american idol 

clay aiken owns our anuses hard 

harder 

harder 

I never wash my hair