Pandas Lyrics - Corky And The Juice Pigs

White and black, the friendly bears of China 

White and black, they rarely reproduce 

What shall be done about these Chinese bears? 

What shall be done about these friendly bears? 

Die, they must die 

The pandas must die 

Die, they must die 

The pandas must die 

Yay! 

Why should we save them? 

What good do they do? 

Have you ever seen a panda, 

Do something good for you? 

They can't wear t-shirts, 

They can't bounce basketballs 

They can't walk tightropes, 

Over Niagra Falls 

Die, they must die 

The pandas must die 

Die, they must die 

The pandas must die 

You fat bastard 

All endangered species 

Leave endangered feces 

If you knew how bad they smelled 

You would gladly take their pelt 

If we kill them all 

We can have more parking lots 

We can have small couches 

Made of little ocelots 

Die, they must die 

The pandas must die 

Die, they must die 

The pandas must die.