Hot Squat Homber Lyrics - Corky And The Juice Pigs

He was little but we loved him 

He was small but he was swell 

He was tiny, how he teased me 

Guess he knew how to ring my bell 

He was my midget love slave 

He was a horny little half-pint 

With lovin' for sale 

He was my midget love slave 

His name was Andrew, but I called him Gayle 

The first time that I saw him 

Was in a porno production of the Seven Dwarfs 

He played a dwarf named Sleazy 

One look at his beard and I wanted to score 

He was my midget love slave 

He was a horny little half-pint 

With lovin' for sale 

He was my midget love slave 

He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wail 

We were happy together 

Making hot love with never a pause 

Then one day he left me 

For the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of Oz 

He was my midget love slave 

He was a Hot Squat Hombre 

With love on his mind 

He was my midget love slave 

But size don't matter when the lovin' is fine 

Size don't matter 

Size don't matter 

Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine 

Size don't matter 

Size don't matter 

Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine 

Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you. 

Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah... 

Say why don't you give me a little fidget? 

With those clever little digits, baby 

Oh come on, do it again 

Do it again! 

Do it again, baby! 

Do it again!