Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (gangsta's Paradise Parody) Lyrics - Coolio

As I walk through the corridors of my dildo shop 

I take a look at my cock and realize its fallen off 

''cause I been suckin' and fuckin' so long 

That even my momma thinks my dick ain't that long 

But I ain't never crossed a gay that did deserve it 

He be treated like a gimp you know that's unheard of 

Ya betta watch who you suckin' and who ya fuckin' 

''cause you and your homos might be men all along 

I really like the dick and when he shoots his load 

As of now I see myself in the semen moat 

Homo, I'm the kind of gay that all you hermie's wanna be like 

Suckin' dick on their knees for crack in the street lights 

Repeat Chorus 4x: 

Been spending most my life 

Livin' in a hermaphrodite's paradise 

Oh ah ohhhhhhhh 

They got the phallus which I am now facin' 

I ain't never thought I could deep throat 

But I gotta take it deep for the hermies 

Too much dickie suckin' got me chasin' police 

I'm an ugly lookin' hermie with penis on the mind 

Got a 10ft rubber dildo, and some sperm in my eye 

I'm a low down dirty homo trippin' faggot 

And when the hermies go down I don't wanna rouse their anger 

Fool, ain't nuthin' stoppin' me from givin' them some pussy 

But I live life as a hermie, what can I say 

I've got a 4 incher but will it fit in his ass 

But the way things are goin' I don't know 

Tell me why, are we so gay as me, 

And ass ram the ones likes you and me 

Repeat Chorus (4x) 

Penis, after penis, ass after ass 

Rapin' after rapin', semen after semen 

Everybody's leavin' but I don't think I can take it 

Take it out of my colon 

''cause I think I'm bleedin' 

They say I gotta learn how to suck it 

But no gimp's here to teach me 

If they can't understand then how can they rape me 

I guess they will, I guess it's soon 

I guess I'm fucked 

That's why I gotta live life with an ass plug 

Repeat Chorus til end