Kinda High Kinda Drunk Lyrics - Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

I'm sittin' at the bar with a hundred dollar bill 

The homies is runnin' late so I got some time to kill 

I'm peepin' out this freak in the booth in the corner 

I think I seen her rollin' a noble, nosin' under and moanin' 

Two freaks walked in and they was lookin' for a vic 

But they, kept on passin' me by 'cuz they can recognize a trick 

Twenty minutes later and two double shots of yak 

I take a look up at the clock, I wonder where the homies at 

I feel my pager's on my hipbone, who could it be 

'Cuz I done talked to everybody that I was 'sposed to see 

Hahaa! Now I know, the story is told 

And I don't even call 'em back 'cuz they don't know the homie cold 

I've recieved a page, my love from the phone in the back 

I got a wink from a pretty brown sugar dressed in black 

Another double shot of yak and now the room is spinnin' 

But that's only the beginning, 'cause the 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

I take a walk out to the front to get myself some air and 

See if I see the homies, but they still ain't there 

There's a fool outside drunk and he want to get into it 

I was strapped I coulda bust him, but I didn't do it 

I opted for the walk-away, watch the busta talked away 

So mister policeman, you can put your chalk away 

I mobb back in the club, and kick it at my table 

'Cuz, bustas be acting stupid, and stupidness is fatal 

The homies is hella late, and now I'm startin' to think 

Homegirl that gave me the wink from earlier just bought me a drink 

She's sittin' at a stool at the other side of the bar 

Doing tricks with her tounge and a cherry like a porno star 

The club is gettin' packed and the party is jumpin' 

Another double shot of yak and I'm on the dancefloor bumpin' 

She's licking in my ear and, now I'm feeling faded 

It's 11:35 and my homies still ain't made it 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Now I'm on the dance floor with baby and, things is gettin' hectic 

The big homey done erected, damn I've been affected 

By the funk in the boom and the booty in the room 

This ain't The Commodores but this brick house got me on zoom 

Now I'm mackin' and struttin' and asking, "Baby wassup?" 

My name ain't Everlast, but I can still make you jump 

Let's, hop in the Q and go somewhere and kick it like some trojans 

We can do a little drinkin', and do a little smoking 

When all of a sudden I start sweatin', my stomach starts bubblin' 

I hear earl coming, I think I'm in trouble, I got baby on her titties 

I guess there go my chances of gettin' with her phi phi 

I turn around and stumble away and there go the homies with 

Long ass trenchcoats on, laughing, sippin' on 40's 

Now in the back of my own car curled up like a punk 

'Cuz I got too high and I got too drunk 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball 

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk 

Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball