Hands On Experience Lyrics - Singles - Company Flow

[mr. eon] 

Girls, girls, girls, girls 

My right hand I adore 

Spankin on my sheets till I can't cum no more 

I'm on a five-a-day plan, then I'm switchin hands 

Not really carin where my sticky white lands 

I'm half-asleep, you calm me captain kleenex 

'cause I be cummin on quilts until my dick wilts 

Then I'm in the shower, jergens and vaseline-a 

Right named palmer, left hand wristina 

Like the artifacts, I come on wit the cum on 

Might jerkin work, lookin up too many skirts 

I nut on puffs after I huff the dutch 

The ten pack pocket tissue comes in the clutch 

So put on the kristy-kenya video 

That's four nuts a day, and one more to go 

[el-p] 

Check check check check 

Dear sir, 

I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years now 

But up until today I haven't had an experience as really worthy of this column 

The solo jux avidly have to repeat 

I felt weak, felt like we were havin sex for a week 

I wanna spark the bottle, wack it but I don't have a sheet 

So inevitably I pull out of the pocket 

Just for an example that I'm huggin up a plug wit no socket 

Now how soundly she slept while I fume 

Vexed about the fact I couldn't nut off 

Pent up, balls blue, painful 

I know that when woke she's disdainful 

Time to come up wit plan d for desparation 

Pulled out the love monkey and shot off to the titties' location 

At least in that direction 

Upon further inspection, she awoke splashed in the head section 

Shook by the goblety goods 

"think-i-think I gotta" [q-tip] *cut and scratched* 

"just beat it" "jerkin your jimmy but you still can't come off" [phife] 

"i thought I had it in the palm of my hand" 

"just give me the pussy and I'll be straight 

If you don't, fuck it I'll masturbate" [eazy e] 

[mr. eon] *rapping in kiddy voice* 

All day I like to stroke it, then I poke it 

And be like ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, are you alive little man 

Got hands on experience 'cause I jerk alot 

Exotic hand creams that's what I got 

And a porno collection about the size of jada sulton 

When I purchase movies, it's usually out in fulton 

Then I take it home and spank it, and wipe it with a napkin 

Yo I love to jerk like ? love to hack 

And maybe it's a must like a kitty cat's purr 

I've been known to fuck my girl than jerk off next to her 

Keep it real, yo yo bob stop stop jerkin and come do your lyrics