Breaker 1/9 Lyrics - Singles - Common Sense

A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble DO the turkey 

Lord have mercy mercy mercy me 

You see I'm tryin to get the punani 

but you just wanna rock me ah eh eh ah eh eh 

You see I'm tryin to get the punani 

but you just wanna rock me oooh check it 

So get your ride on ride the thundercloud and broom broom broom 

Because I gotta gotta get some el bow room 

So I can Bang kok better yet knock Italy 

But raindrops keep fallin on my couch, try to sit with me 

Tamperin up my program, so I play another slow jam 

It's not an ancient Chinese secret, you should know man 

But you insist on stay and playin Genesis 

I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, EEE haul ass 

And don't come knockin my door, with the cockle-doodle-doo 

I'm talkin the his and his and hers, Three's Company too 

So step to the step to the rear 

And don't come back now, hear? 

Ahh to the break y'all (break y'all, yeah) 

Ahh to the break y'all (break y'all, made it!) 

To the break y'all (break y'all, NAHH!) 

To the break y'all (break y'all break, BREAK!) 

The CB's, the CB's, they'rrrrre here! 

I'm checkin my mirror from the rear - 

- locks are closer, than they appear 

The time is near for you to drop your beer and get your nuts again 

But ain't no haps (UH-UH) your dick isn't there 

You're thinkin that, "Oops, I made a mistake" 

You say, "Fuck Nell Carter, c'mon Jimmy, give me a break" 

You made a mistake on the first take 

tryin to break a leg for take two 

You shoulda ate your Wheaties 

and Petey mighta made a breakthrough 

You say to hope that things might bloom, so you assume position 

Wishin he would listen, so you start to kissin 

It's alive, and up goes, and up goes you're adrenaline 

You aimed, you fired, THERE YOU GO, limp figures 

So you take ? and then play the role of friend and talk 

Try to tell her it's her fault, when Jack your Been wouldn't Stalk 

Baby Bubba youse a goner, ahh, youse a goner 

It's fucker up, when _Your Dick Is Playin Tricks On Ya_ 

So you pop fizz, what a relief, beef stroke it up 

My man, got your thing, in your hand, say, "I I think I can!!" 

Damn this never happened before, yeah sure that's what they all say 

Uh-oh you better get Maaco kid, cause old girl is saucy 

What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted 

It's a pile of pew, pick up your glove and say, "Yo I got it!" 

Hopin you won't drop you thought you had it made like ?Kay? 

What more could go wrong - you got the right one baby! 

Uh-huh, let you tell it, everybody and their momma knows 

that you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from Domino's 

To the break y'all (break y'all, YEAH) 

To the break y'all (break y'all, MAYBE) 

To the break y'all (break y'all, NAHHH) 

To the break y'all (break y'all, check it out) 

The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break 

The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break! 

The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!! 

Break it up, break it up, break it up, BREAK DOWN! 

Walkin up and then down the strip 

Lookin for some hip so I can skip 

I spotted this honeydip, and her friend tried to sell me a script 

that they were in a rush to catch the bus, but that was the OLD Gus 

So I'm gettin a bus, as I thrill at the disgust 

Since old girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this 

And listen physical fitness use your brain and mind your business 

Dippin from a distance, in an instance I got the digits 

and blew a kiss to her 

(THAT OLD STANK HOEEEE) was mad I didn't speak to her 

I hooked up with the one that looked NICE 

Took her mind, like an ICE 

'Til her friends gave her advice to think, twice 

Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill 

They told her to keep that booty still 

I been through more hoes than the pill 

Still I overcame cause I got game like a athlete (UHH) 

In less than a half week, she was with it to do the nasty (BREAK) 

The drawers dropped, the top off, and the boots was gettin knocked 

I heard the door unlock, it was her pop he was a cop 

So I stopped dropped and rolled, so I wouldn't inhale a shell 

Broke like a fingernail, on my trail was the smell of tail 

Bailed back around the flat, to wash off the smell of cat 

Like a belt, everything was strapped 

'til my homey asked, "WASSUP WIT DAT?" 

The dat was like dis G, I told him I got busy 

This was the spy who dissed me cause he told it like a sissy 

THAT WAS FOUL, I went to him lost in the mind now it's a dead end 

The little wreck on that they locked the door and I can't get in 

No more no more no more and now I know and now I know 

Don't mess around with CB's, good buddie, ten-fo' 

(Ha hahh, yeahh, ahh break it..)