Awkward Lyrics - Colleen Ballinger

When you're hanging with a friend you don't see very much 

You know the kind 

You see them once every year for coffee or brunch 

And you struggle really hard to think of things to talk abo-out 

Oooh 

So you talk about the weather, and pretend that you care 

When she said tried something new with her hair 

So you fake a smile but then the worst thing in the world happened 

Oooh 

This awful thing also happens when you're in an Uber 

It's also very common when you're with strangers on an elevator 

So brace yourself because this awful thing is about to occur 

*silence* 

It's awkward silence 

It's the worst thing in the world 

When you go to your friend's house and you're hanging with them 

And you're having lots of fun and then their parents come in 

But suddenly your friend decides to leave the room 

Oh no 

You small talk with the parents for a minute or two 

But that doesn't last long and you don't know what to do 

And you know what's coming next so you pray your friend will come back and save you 

Mmm 

This awful thing also happens when you're in an Uber 

It's also very common when you're with strangers on an elevator 

So brace yourself because this awful thing is about to occur 

*silence* 

It's awkward silence 

I would rather have a hangnail 

I would rather date your mom 

I would rather get a papercut or lick a bathroom stall 

Anything is better than awkward silence 

I would rather watch Dawson`s Creek 

I would rather eat your poo 

I would rather not skip the ad on YouTube 

Anything is better than awkward silence 

I would rather step in ice cube puddles while wearing socks 

I would rather use my nails on a chalkboard instead of chalk 

Anything is better than awkward silence 

I would rather have diarrhea 

I would rather watch my parents hum 

I would rather listen to Nickelback or hang out with Trump 

Actually, I don't think I'd rather do that one. No. 

Almost anything is better than awkward 

*pause* 

Silence