Too Darn Hot Lyrics - The Essential Collection - Cole Porter

It's too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot. 

I'd like to sup with my baby tonight, 

And play the pup with my baby tonight. 

I'd like to sup with my baby tonight, 

And play the pup with my baby tonight, 

But I ain't up to my baby tonight, 

'Cause it's too darn hot. 

It's too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot. 

I'd like to stop for my baby tonight, 

And blow my top with my baby tonight. 

I'd like to stop for my baby tonight, 

And blow my top with my baby tonight, 

But I'd be a flop with baby tonight, 

'Cause it's too darn hot. 

It's too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot. 

I'd like to fool with my baby tonight, 

Break ev'ry rule with my baby tonight. 

I'd like to fool with my baby tonight, 

Break ev'ry rule with my baby tonight, 

But, pillow, you'll be my baby tonight, 

'Cause it's too darn hot. 

According to the Kinsey Report 

Ev'ry average man you know 

Much prefers to play his favorite sport 

When the temperature is low, 

But when the thermometer goes 'way up 

And the weather is sizzling hot, 

Mister Adam 

For his madam. 

Is not, 

'Cause it's too, too 

Too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot. 

It's too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot. 

I'd like to call on my baby tonight, 

And give my all to my baby tonight. 

I'd like to call on my baby tonight, 

And give my all to my baby tonight. 

But I can't play ball with baby tonight, 

'Cause it's too darn hot. 

It's too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot. 

I'd like to meet with my baby tonight, 

Get off my feet, mm, with my baby tonight. 

I'd like to meet with my baby tonight, 

Get off my feet with my baby tonight. 

But no repeat with baby tonight, 

'Cause it's too darn hot. 

It's too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot. 

I'd like to coo to my baby tonight, 

And pitch the woo with my baby tonight. 

I'd like to coo to my baby tonight, 

And pitch the woo with my baby tonight. 

But, pillow, you'll be my baby tonight, 

'Cause it's too darn hot. 

According to the Kinsey Report 

Ev'ry average man you know 

Much prefer to play his favorite sport 

When the temperature is low, 

But when the thermometer goes 'way up 

And the weather is sizzling hot, 

Mister Gob 

For his squab. 

A marine, 

For his queen. 

A G.I. 

For his cutie-pie 

Is not, 

'Cause it's too, too 

Too darn hot, 

It's too darn hot, 

It's too, too, too, too darn hot. 

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