Noah's Toilet Lyrics - Singles - Coldcut

Oh yes! Let's! 

Yes, let's! 

let's go to that new place 

with a name a bit like... uh, that place 

where the famous get so out of their face, they die of fatal cocktails all 

chemically mace 

we'll be rubbing shoulders with the stars in, uh... outer space 

There will be seven foot women there 

five o'clock shadow, rammed into ladies underwear 

and the animals go in, 

two by two, 

into the circus, into the zoo... into the loo 

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And hog boars snuffle 

with curly pig tails, 

guest lists cysts leaving trails like snails, 

there will be the pierced, 

and the piercing screaming studs 

fiercer than Elvis, 

pure phets, no duds 

Fake diamonds, holographic 

cheekier than Jesus, but uh, pornographic 

Oh do, yes! 

Oh do, yes! Let's! 

let's go to the new place! 

And user friendly all are we, 

and the tired tried 

and what do you do? 

I'm God, you lied 

and the animals go in two by two 

the warthog, the snuffleupacus and the anteater 

all drinking 5 pound beers by the litre 

Photos 

It's all right, she says 

you don't have to pay, 'cause 

(he's a member) he's a member 

Wearing nothing but a peanut in the middle of December 

suddenly, I'm on top form and terribly bright 

glitter, tinsel, sparkle me baby, uh, every... night 

I'm an extraordinarily curious creature and I know it 

how bohemian! Shush for the poet 

nah f**k that! Let's go to the loo, like animals, two by two 

and what was it you said you do? 

Is there any way I can network with you? 

And you tell me about a movie you're making, hopefully making, 

hopefully making, starring Uma Thurman, hopefully making, 

hopefully. 

And you talk for too long 

and then you say "I love this song" 

must shake a leg on the dance floor 

with that fashion type wild boar 

and she needs an apple shoved into her fat gob 

oh look! It's that junky lead singer, I hear he's a nob! 

No, I know him actually and he's alright, going solo 

and he's good for a line any night. 

Oh! Come on, let's go to the place with a name like that place 

and come on, give me more, give me more to consume! 

I'm fatter than Elvis and I'm cheekier than Jesus in this VIP room 

with the super models, the rock stars and the... super fly 

and then she said, morbidly, 

"now would be a good place to die." 

Out of my face, in the place with the name like that place 

on the front page tomorrow, my face 

headline reading "mystery death in new place" 

For she was best top lover girlfriend of that singer with the chart topping hits 

that actress, that director and that model with the fabulous tits 

and then everyone will really want to go to that place, 'cause it's got a name... uh, like that place 

where you get so out of your face (face, face, face!) 

and then everyone will want to go to that place. 

You're in a place with a name like that place,