Sleestak Lightning Lyrics - Strange Cousins From The West - Clutch

I send pictures through the mail 

Well documented and very detailed 

To politicians and big celebrities, 

But none of them are believing in me 

And I await their response 

Some send none, most send cops 

But man it's a dire situation 

And I will risk the public humiliation 

Sleestak lightning on my trail 

It's a dire situation, they are on my trail 

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West Virginia has it's Moth Man, 

Pan handlers' got their Skunk Ape. 

But I have a tazer and night vision goggles, 

Costco rolls of black duct tape. 

It's got red eyes, it's got razor claws, 

It's got green skin, no it ain't a meth-head. 

And after studying it's behavior, objectively and critically, 

I believe I have a reliable method. 

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