Careful With That Mic Lyrics - Pure Rock Fury - Clutch

Ha ha, ha ha 

Uh huh, uh huh 

So tell me, when you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test, did you know the answers or did you guess? 

You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your soundscan 

What's the matter with you? 

How come you rhyme monosylabically? 

Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary? 

Your style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis 

Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation 

You look like Snuffleuffagus and Astropithecus 

Me cray, you abacus 

But enough about you, let's talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined the science of radio astronomy 

Making Nobel prize winners question their notions of reality 

Oh, but I digress 

You always win at Sorry 

I always win at chess 

Go get some percasets 

Ha ha, ha ha 

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Chorus: 

Careful with that mic weezy 

Do you really think it's that easy? 

Do you really think it's true? 

That up above they can't hear you 

Mmm, this is really good ice cream, do you want some of it? 

Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant 

Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away 

Only friends you keep are those you pay 

I'm always on the ready for the wack snack attack 

I carry sandwiches around in a straight edge style Jansport back pack 

Got the gadget Q gave Bond, controls your mind, makes you jump in a pond 

Go quack quack and flap your arms 

Leaves you confused but completely unharmed 

Ha ha, ha ha 

Photos 

Both you and I know the past ten years have been rather intense 

I'm ashamed to admit I've been fooled by the seductions of violence 

People walking around with ugly auras 

At times I'm even tempted to seek the advice of Dr. Laura 

But I ignore her 

And I take a deep breath and count to ten 

Ain't gonna let it get under my skin 

Take a deep breath and count to ten 

Think of all the nice places that I've been 

Like back when I was waging peace against the visigoths 

I was tutored in the ancient mysteries by a wisened philosoph 

Learned the polyrythyms of celestial time 

Waiting for the one to come and get it done 

And finish the rhyme 

Ha ha