Somebody Stole My Woman Lyrics - Clifford T Ward

Somebody stole my woman 

You know there's some good and some bad (he's bad) 

She was the kind of woman 

Who made you feel you'd been had 

They drove off in my motor 

And crashed it somewhere up state 

I was about to change it 

So I might as well tell you straight. 

Somebody stole my woman 

Made off with everything I had 

Just came in through an open door 

An' it was as simple as that 

They took my china collection 

Along with my colour T.V. 

But I never had much affection 

For either, in fact all three. 

Well it's usually so 

You don't find out the truth 

Till it's too late to do anything 

But it's nothing to get excited about 

Just as long as you learn what's genuine. 

Somebody stole my woman 

It came as no surprise to me 

They only had to ask 

An' I'd have said there's no need for secrecy 

They took my Queen Ann chest 

I guess they sold it somewhere up state 

But I never cared much for it 

'Cause I knew it was only a fake.