Secretary Lyrics - Clifford T Ward

Typing her letters she's the type I like 

Lookin' like a girl of impulse and delight 

Working her typewriter, pen between her lips 

She has the whole world at her fingertips. 

Oh won't you come and be my secretary 

I got most of my work done 

Won't you come and be my secretary 

We can have a lot of fun. 

Her in-tray's full up 

Her out-tray's empty 

And the only thing that's pending is me 

So I just sit and watch her hair fall on her face 

While she keeps pushin' it back in place. 

Oh won't you come and be my secretary 

I got most of my work done 

Won't you come and be my secretary 

We can have a lot of fun. 

But all she sees are the keys 

As she crosses her knees 

And straightens her backache 

She lights a cigarette 

Drinks her coffee 

Yet she don't notice me (she don't notice me) 

She don't notice me (she don't notice me). 

Oh won't you come and be my secretary 

I got most of my work done 

Won't you come and be my secretary 

We can have a lot of fun.