Screen Test Lyrics - Clifford T Ward

"I want - to be - a big - big star" 

"I want - to be - a big - big star" 

The girl by the back-cloth is smoking her head off 

While waiting for her turn to shine 

While under the heat of the lights come and meet 

The big men who could make her big time. 

Oh there's such a lot of distance between 

Her first audition and making the screen 

Well she might do well 

Or even excel 

But somehow more likely they'll shatter her dream. 

She has a lot to learn 

And I hope she learns 

For there's such a strong attraction 

There's a fundamental reason 

Which explains her action. 

"I want - to be - a big - big star" 

"I want - to be - a big - big star" 

Well you must admire her conviction and fire 

Let's hope it's sufficiently well lit 

With all her devices avoiding the vices 

Would seem an impossible skit. 

Oh there's such a lot of distance between 

Her first audition and making the screen 

Well she might do well 

Or even excel 

But somehow more likely they'll shatter her dream. 

She has a lot to learn 

And I hope she learns 

For there's such a strong attraction 

There's a fundamental reason 

Which explains her action. 

"Alright Charlie, who've we got next?" 

"Why not try the chick with the long hair?" 

"Yeah! She, er she could be right 

Why don't you have her up on the stage 

And get her to do a few things?" 

{PORTIA} 

The quality of mercy is not strain'd; 

It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven 

Upon the place beneath. 

It is twice blest: 

It blesseth him that gives and him that takes. 

'Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes 

The throned monarch better than his crown; 

His sceptre shows the force of temporal power, 

The attribute to awe and majesty, 

Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings; 

But mercy is above this sceptred sway, 

It is enthroned in the hearts of kings, 

It is an attribute to God himself; 

And earthly power doth then show likest God's 

When mercy seasons justice.