New English Bible Lyrics - Clifford T Ward

I hired a video and put it under the Tele 

I taped this and that an' I watched the films 

I soon got soaked - nay saturated 

So I phoned the rental company to - fetch it back. 

An' I'm drying out now 

I'm drying out 

Don't think I've done to much damage 

Just a mild form of video pneumonia. 

It could have been worse 

Our plumbers got it bad 

You see we just moved house 

To a cottage on a hill. 

I had to fetch him out 

To mend the pipes 

An' when he saw the house he said "Bloody hell Cliff, Psycho 2" 

There's not much hope for him 

And when he'd finished I took him home 

To watch the Texas Chain-saw Massacre.