Tiny European Cars Lyrics - Clem Snide

Tiny European cars 

Are dropping from the sky 

They're wonderfully efficient 

Engines fueled by Spanish wine 

Maybe just a sip 

To help us get a grip 

Did you know Isaac Newton 

Was a virgin when he died 

A hundred thousand naked woman 

Running on the beach 

In such a state of wild abandon 

They ignore my speech 

About the overt flow 

A dangerous undertow 

And how there is a hole so deep 

It swallows up the sun 

Oh, the smoke seems sweet to me 

Must be a perfume factory 

Just one of many ancient travesties 

We're all descendants of the pharisees 

Tiny European cars 

Are bouncing off my shins 

If you've never seen a bull fight 

Guess who always wins 

To grab it by the horns 

Its life like censored porn 

Did you know they sing 

Ring-Around the Rosie when you die