Joan Jett Of Arc Lyrics - Clem Snide

She'd fix me a dinner of sunflower seeds 

And ready-whipped topping inhalers 

And take me down South with Hall and Oats in her mouth 

My first love my Joan Jett of Arc 

My black heart was heavy 

But her mom's Cougar was fast 

As little pink houses were whistled 

And it was all you can eat at the Sizzler that night 

My steak burnin' Joan Jett of Arc 

My steak burnin' Joan Jett of Arc 

And the shopping malls and roller rinks 

All dimmed their lights cicadas 

And crickets were silent 

And the train tracks 

Like stitches skidding bicycle tires 

As I slipped in my Joan Jett of Arc 

And the birds that were crushed 

Once had air in their bones 

As oil was refined in her honor