You Have No Right To Remain Violent Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Parody to You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Perfect Stranger (Cal Sweat/Brando Sweat), Co-Heart Music (BMI) 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee 

Well, I asked you to dance 

Now my nose is broken 

Must've said somethin' wrong 

Gosh, I was just jokin' 

But it's hard not to cry 

With a gussied up eye 

My face sprayed with mace 

If ya didn't wanna dance 

You could've just said so 

And if I'd only ducked fast 

Then I wouldn't have bled so 

Do you think there's a chance 

You could call an ambulance? 

Oh God, I'm in pain 

You have no right to remain violent 

That kick to my crotch 

Uh, that was very uncalled for 

You continued to beat and beat me 

'Till I was black and blue 

I've been wantin' you 

But not any longer 

'Cause it's brutally clear 

That you're so much stronger 

I'm madder than fire 

My jaws are both wired 

One hell of a date 

I didn't know my bladder had failed me 

Until I looked down at my pants 

I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization 

But I ain't got no danged insurance 

You have no right to remain violent 

That kick to my crotch 

Uh, that was very uncalled for 

You continued to beat and beat me 

'Till I was black and blue 

I've been wantin' you 

But not any longer 

'Cause it's brutally clear 

That you're so much stronger 

'Cause I'm madder than fire 

My jaws is both wired 

That's one hell of a date 

I bought a camcorder 

Got a restrainin' order 

Now lay you're hands on me 

I guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger to dance.